Years later, as a semi-grown up person, I still thoroughly enjoy well-compiled randomness. I think that’s just how my mind works. Maybe that’s why I became an English major. “Yes students,” my mental professor (argyle and all) says, “A research paper is, in essence, a random pile of facts strewn together in such a way that you convince your audience that you have proven something altogether new and cohesive.” After receiving the compliment of my academic career - a note on my 12-page final essay in a very challenging literary theory class - “This is the best undergraduate research paper I have read in a very long time”, I realized my love for stringing together random crap was a true calling.
And I’m certainly not the only one. Recently, I’ve found a new curiosity in “Subscription Boxes.” I’m sure you’ve seen them. Here’s how it works. You find a genre of box that meets your interest. It is much like subscribing to Vogue if you like fashion or Sports Illustrated if you’re the office manager at a health clinic (oh, I do make myself laugh). If you have an interest, there’s a box for you. Then, after choosing a subscription length (usually 1 month to 1 year) and forking over your credit card, you get a nice, neat, box of random crap mailed to you for the aforementioned length of time. I’m not trying to be facetious. The company you subscribe to literally puts together a bunch of stuff meeting your interest (hiking, knitting, cat herding etc) into a box each month and mails it to you.
I’m being partly sarcastic and partly ONE HUNDRED PERCENT serious when I say how cool is that? The sarcastic bit is really asking, “why on earth would you want to pay money for a stranger to mail you a bunch of stuff you don’t even know if you’ll like? What if it’s all junk? Just a bunch of crap?” The one hundred percent serious part of me has so many reasons (okay, at least two). First, we like to identify ourselves with stuff. “I am a runner” turns into having running clothes, running shoes, running stuff in general. Being a writer, a painter or a dog lover all equate to other accessories. All arguments of capitalism aside (that’s for a later blog, I’m sure), this psychology makes a lot of sense. When we see ourselves a certain way, we try to help others see us that way, too.
Second, we like to imagine that there is someone out there who gets us. I think this was my true wish that year for my birthday. I wanted to make it seem like I was carefree, like it didn’t matter to me if my family got me a bunch of random crap. But what I really wanted was to see how much they could get it right, how well they knew me down to the trivial, inconsequential stuff. With the boxes, we like to imagine that someone is out there and they know who we are and what we care about and can just send it to us in a box.
Here’s the really cool thing. God does all of the best parts of this and does it with no strings attached. Before I go too far, I’m not saying “Life is like a box of random crap.” Just go with me for a minute. Imagine that every single day, not just a month or a year, God presents you with everything in life: all the things you love, all the things that make you a better person (even when it’s hard), all the joy, all the sorrow and all the random stuff that goes on in our daily existence. We subscribe to life and God gives us so much of what we need and knows, to our deepest self, who we are and where we belong. We don’t have to surround ourselves with stuff to be Christians. We don’t have to spend money. Jesus offered himself on the cross, paying the ultimate price for our sins, long before we even had a chance. God’s offer is open to us every day and in every experience and is free of cost. But just as having the right shoes doesn’t make you a runner if you don’t use them, God’s grace and love (even though freely given) can only be truly realized when we accept them. We are called to believe we are God’s people and then, as Christians, show that love back to our world.
So you’re invited to take part in this special offer. Why wait?